Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
"If your friend is sabotaging the night, you wait until he goes to the bathroom, because then the two of you are alone, and you’re like, "Hey Brenda. Can you f—-ing get it together? You are being RUDE. I’m trying to get it in!" - Nicole Byer
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before